Destructive Friendship

(I have just finished a very long an annoyingly tedious collage for a class. I am proud of how it looks and have made it three dimensional. My friend comes over and sets books down on my collage.)

Friend: “Who put this tray of garbage on the table? Just kidding. I knew it was your collage but it was gross and I think you should redo it because you can’t use this one anymore…”