Destroying The Song, Solo

Friend #1: “Whenever I reread something now, I find that I missed a lot of sexual references and dirty jokes the first time around.”

Friend #2: “Me too. It took me forever to realise that the song Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go was about masturbation.”

Friend #1: “That song is not about masturbation!”

Me: “It was. What did you think it was about?”

Friend #1: “Well, a couple, and he wants her to say goodbye properly before she leaves in the morning. Actually, I think you guys are just overly dirty-minded.”

Friend #2: “So how do you explain ‘I don’t wanna miss it when you hit that high?'”

Me: “Maybe he reeeeally likes to see her drink her triple espresso in the morning… and then he wanna hit that high, too. That totally makes sense, right?”

Friend #1: “You two are destroying my childhood.”