Desk Chair Or Bust

(My fiancé and I have just arrived to his place. We’ve entered his room, and are planning on playing ‘Minecraft’ on split-screen on Xbox 360.)

Fiancé: “Where do you want to sit?”

(I sit on his beloved desk chair.)

Fiancé: “No! That’s my chair!”

Me: “Not anymore.”

Fiancé: “But it’s my 360!”

Me: “But I have the boobs.”

Fiancé: “I… can’t argue with that.”