Designed For Most, But Not All, Bedtime Activities
Customer: “I need a bed that can handle my son jumping up and down on it a lot.”
Me: “I can definitely recommend some of our sturdier models, but I wouldn’t advise anyone jumping on the bed too often. They can only handle so much before they break.”
Customer: “No. You need to find me a bed that my son can jump up and down on.”
Me: “We don’t have a bed that we can guarantee won’t break from that, ma’am.”
Customer: “Well that’s ridiculous! What do you expect me to do?”
Me: “Maybe tell your son not to jump up and down on the bed?”
Customer: “I can’t do that! He doesn’t listen to me! Not since he turned eighteen.”
Are we sure it’s “jumping up and down” that’s happening on that bed?
