A Lazy Diagnosis

(My sister is currently jobless while she attends a technical school while I help mom with bills but I’m currently looking to move out.)

Me: “[Sister], not to rush you or anything but, when do you think it’s feasible for you to get a job?”

Sister: *deadpan* “Oh, I have to talk to you about that….”

Me: “Yes?”

Sister: “I can’t possibly get a job, I’ve been diagnosed with laziness”

Me: “Darn it! You too?!”

Sister: “Yeah! I think it’s hereditary”