Demonic Laughter

(My mother is what most people would call a “religious nut” mainly from her views on anything that isn’t Christian or “Christian values.” I have just told her that a friend of mine is Wiccan.)

Mom: “Wiccan?! That’s witchcraft!”

Me: “That’s a part of it but it also has Christian roots.”

Mom: “It’s Satanic! [Friend] has anti-Christian demons surrounding her and they infected you and that’s why YOU’RE anti-Christian!”

Me: *dying laughing*

(Since then my friends and I joke about anti-Christian demons frequently.)