Democrappy

(My parents drag me and my siblings to the same vacation spot every year.)

Mom: “I love these vacations!”

Me: “I don’t. I wish we could go to different places from time to time.”

Mom: “What are you complaining about? Where we go is always decided democratically.”

Me: “What? I don’t remember me or my brothers and sister ever getting a vote.

Mom: “Of course not! Children aren’t allowed to vote.”