Should Have Framed That Better

(I’m up at the registers when the phone rings.)

Me: “Thank you for calling [Craft Store], where you can save 50% on custom framing. Wait, no, you can’t. That was last week. It changes every week. This week, you can save 60% off certain frames, but not custom framing. The custom frame sale will be back in a few weeks, just not this week.”

Caller: *laughs*

Me: “Anyway, thanks for listening to me ramble. How can I help you?”