Delivered A Special Kind Of Milk  

(I am helping a male customer, probably in his early 50s.)

Customer: “I have one question: when did they start hiring models here?”

(I laugh and continue to help him. A few minutes later, he says the following.)

Customer: “Where did you get those blue eyes from? Your mom or your dad?”

Me: “My dad. Everyone else in my family has brown eyes.”

Customer: “What color were the milkman’s eyes?”

(I had no idea how to respond to that.)