Deliver Us From Stupidity

, , , , | Right | December 31, 2010

Me: “Hi, thank you for calling [Pizza Chain]. How may I help you?”

Customer: “Yeah, I ordered a pizza two hours ago and it still hasn’t arrived.”

Me: “I am sorry about that, sir. Can I get your phone number? We can see what happened.”

(The customer gives me the phone number.)

Me: “I’m sorry, sir, but it appears your order was placed for carryout.”

Customer: “Oh, I don’t understand what that means.”

Me: “Well, it means you need to actually come down to the store and pick it up.”

Customer: “Oh, I thought it meant you would carry it out to me.”

Me: “No, sir, that would be delivery. Would you like me to switch it to delivery for you?

Customer: “What does that mean?”


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