Definition Of Love: Sacrificing Pizza For Your Child
(I have an unusual food allergy to a type of pepperoni that is used at a specific pizza chain. As a result of this, my family never gets pizza from that specific chain, and they buy a brand of pepperoni that’s safe for me to eat — a story on its own — for times we decide to make our own. This happens the first Thanksgiving after I move out, when I visit my family for dinner.)
Dad: “I just realized something.”
Mom: “What?”
Dad: “Now that [My Name]’s moved out, we can get [Pizza Chain we avoid due to my allergy] again!”
(Apparently, he’d been wanting that pizza for 20+ years!)