Definitely Getting A ‘D’ Now

London, England, UK | Learning | July 6, 2015

(A student is trying to bunk history class by claiming he is on the school football team when he isn’t but the coach sent an email to all the teachers with a list of students on the team.)

Student: “But, sir! I promise you, I’m on the team!”

Teacher: “No, you’re not.”

Student: “But how do you know?”

Teacher: “It doesn’t say D***-head on the list.”

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