Defence Against The Darkness Of Real Life
(I’m on a bus for a band trip when I hear some of my friends, including Student #1, talking about boarding schools.)
Me: *jokingly* “Who’s going to a boarding school?”
Student #1: *jokingly* “You’re going to a boarding school.”
Me: “Unless the boarding school is Hogwarts, I’m staying at [Our School].”
Student #2: “What if [School] IS Hogwarts?”
Student #3: “It is!”
Me: “Then clearly I’m taking all the wrong classes! Why am I not in defense against the dark arts?”
Student #3: “That’s language arts.”
Me: “Does that make science Charms class?”
Student #2: “No, that’s potions.”
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