Defence Against The Darkness Of Real Life

| Learning | May 9, 2017

(I’m on a bus for a band trip when I hear some of my friends, including Student #1, talking about boarding schools.)

Me: *jokingly* “Who’s going to a boarding school?”

Student #1: *jokingly* “You’re going to a boarding school.”

Me: “Unless the boarding school is Hogwarts, I’m staying at [Our School].”

Student #2: “What if [School] IS Hogwarts?”

Student #3: “It is!”

Me: “Then clearly I’m taking all the wrong classes! Why am I not in defense against the dark arts?”

Student #3: “That’s language arts.”

Me: “Does that make science Charms class?”

Student #2: “No, that’s potions.”

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