Defeats The Porpoise
Adorable Children, Australia, Melbourne, Parents/Guardians, Pool, Stupid, Victoria | Right
| January 27, 2010
Child: “Mister, how do the waves work?” *points to wave pool*
Me: “There are big machines out the back that make the waves, mate.”
Child: “But my daddy says there are dolphins in cages that make the waves.”
Me: “Sorry, buddy, no dolphins.”
(Ten minutes later…)
Father: “You told my son there aren’t any dolphins.”
Me: “There aren’t.”
Father: “This is false advertising! Where are the dolphins?! I was told there were dolphins!”
Me: “Nope, no dolphins.”
Father: *brief silence* “How about whales?”
