In Decreasing Order Of Preference
(My dad is driving me home and is forced to screech to a stop when a woman opens her car door into his lane.)
Dad: “What an idiot! I could have hit her if I hadn’t braked in time!”
Me: “Yeah!”
Dad: “She could have died!”
Me: “Yeah!”
Dad: “She could be spattered all over the road right now!”
Me: *pause* “Yeah.”
Dad: “She could have made me late to my meeting!”
Me: *dies laughing*
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
