In Decreasing Order Of Preference

, , , | Related | November 9, 2017

(My dad is driving me home and is forced to screech to a stop when a woman opens her car door into his lane.)

Dad: “What an idiot! I could have hit her if I hadn’t braked in time!”

Me: “Yeah!”

Dad: “She could have died!”

Me: “Yeah!”

Dad: “She could be spattered all over the road right now!”

Me: *pause* “Yeah.”

Dad: “She could have made me late to my meeting!”

Me: *dies laughing*

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