Deathly Unapologetic

(My husband and I are in the kitchen having a mock argument. I inhale a crumb from my snack and hubby laughs as I cough.)

Me: “Why do you want me to die?”

Husband: “I know the Heimlich maneuver, but I would wait.”

Me: “So you want me to die.”

Husband: “No, I would just wait for you to gasp an apology.”

Me: “So… you want me to die!”