Death Of A Salesman’s Sale
Insurance Telemarketer: “Hi, there! I was just calling to tell you about the wonderful deals we have on life insurance at the moment!”
Me: *asking a purely rhetorical question* “What if I’ve only got weeks to live?”
Insurance Telemarketer: “Oh… you have a nice evening!” *click*
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