Death Of A Sale
(A salesperson has knocked on my door. After his pitch, this exchange happens:)
Sales Guy: “So can I put you down for a consultation.”
Me: “No, thank you.”
Sales Guy: “Okay, but you could be saving a lot of money.”
Me: “No, thank you. I’m not interested.”
Sales Guy: “Can I ask you why not?”
Me: “Because I have two sleeping children, a sign that says ‘No Solicitation,’ and you rang my door bell.”
Sales Guy: “Uh… Have a nice day…”