Death-Defying Expectations
(An EMT has come to our school to train us on how to use the new defibrillator. He’s not impressed with our skills.)
Me: “So after it’s done shocking, do we take the pads off their chest?”
EMT: “No, just let the coroner do that.” *pause* “I mean the doctor.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?