Death Defying Colors

(Two women approach my till.)

Woman: “Do you have books on dying and grieving?”

Me: “Yes, of course. Right this way.”

(I take her and her friend to our psychology section where at the top there are books on death and dying. The women look at each other awkwardly.)

Woman: “Umm… we said dyeing and weaving.”

(I promptly took them to our crafts section, apologizing the whole way!)