Death By Chocolate, Part 3
(My mom and I are watching ‘Supernatural.’ It is an episode about zombies.)
Character On TV: “How do we put him down? Headshot.”
Mom: “What did they say?”
Me: “Headshot.”
Mom: “Hot chocolate?”
Me: “Yes, mom, you give zombies hot chocolate and tuck them into ‘beddybye.'”
Mom: “… Smarta**.”
