Death By Chocolate
(My little sister and I are watching ‘Les Misérables’ while she eats some particularly delicious chocolate. I hit her over the head with my book and she keels over and leans on me.)
Sister: “I am mortally wounded. I shall die.”
Me: “If you die, Éponine, do I get your chocolate?”
Sister: *grabs her chocolate* “Mais non!” *French for ‘No way!’*
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
