Death By Chocolate

| Related | October 5, 2013

(My little sister and I are watching ‘Les Misérables’ while she eats some particularly delicious chocolate. I hit her over the head with my book and she keels over and leans on me.)

Sister: “I am mortally wounded. I shall die.”

Me: “If you die, Éponine, do I get your chocolate?”

Sister: *grabs her chocolate* “Mais non!” *French for ‘No way!’*

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