Death Becomes Him

| Romantic | February 18, 2012

Boyfriend: “You know, if someone was going to kill me, I’d want it to be you.”

Me: “Is that meant to be romantic?”

Boyfriend: “Hey in some cultures, it might be considered romantic to kill someone you really love!”

Me: “Name one.”

Boyfriend: *thinks* “Black widow spider culture!”


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