Death And Marriage
(I’m waiting in a line at a bank and a creepy man stands behind me and starts talking to me. Bear in mind I’m around 15-16 at the time and he looks to be in his late 30s to early 40s.)
Guy: “Are you married?”
Me: “Nope.”
Guy: “Do you want to get married?”
Me: “Maybe in a few years.”
Guy: “Do you want to marry me?”
Me: “I like to know guys before I marry them.”
Guy: “Do you have a phone number?”
Me: “Only my parents’. ”
Guy: “I bet your dad has a shotgun, huh?”
Me: “No. We don’t believe in guns. I’m sure the chainsaw would work just fine, though.”
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