Dealt With That Customer With Real Polish

Customer: “I’m looking for silver polish.”

Me: “Absolutely, that will be in aisle eighty wit—”

Customer: “NO, IT’S NOT! SOMEONE ELSE SENT ME TO AISLE EIGHTY AND IT’S NOT THERE!”

Me: “Okay, well, I can show you where it is.”

(I proceed to aisle eighty and turn to go down the aisle.)

Customer: “THIS IS AISLE EIGHTY, AND I’M NOT COMING DOWN THIS AISLE AGAIN!”

(I just continued down the aisle, picked up the silver polish, held it up, gave it a little shake, put it back on the shelf, and continued out the far end of the aisle.)