Dealing With The Schoolmom-Three
I work in a bookstore in a state where parents have to buy some books and workbooks for school themselves; in other states, schools supply at least the books for free. They can either order them online or buy them in a local bookstore. This year, it’s a more difficult time because of the global health crisis. Our suppliers are having trouble shipping our orders on time, our customers are annoyed because they have to wear masks in our store, etc.
Customer #1: “You didn’t call me to tell me that my school books arrived!”
Me: “You didn’t leave a number to call with your order.”
Customer #1: “You could have sent an email!”
Me: “I did.”
Customer #1: “I didn’t get one.”
Me: “Maybe it’s in your spam file?”
Customer #1: *Checks* “Oh…”
Next customer:
Customer #2: “Why are school books so expensive?”
Me: “I’m sorry, but I have no control over the prices of books.”
Customer #2: “But you sell them! You make the prices!”
Me: “No, I really don’t.”
[Customer #3] had ordered school books via our webshop and comes to collect them.
Customer #3: “There is a book missing.”
I check the books against the order she made online.
Me: “It looks to me as if all the books you ordered are here.”
Customer #3: “Yes, but I needed another one. It wasn’t available, so the homepage told me to send an extra order, to let you know that I need that book, too.”
Me: “I’m so sorry, I didn’t receive that order form.”
Customer #3: “Oh, I didn’t send it.”
Me: “You didn’t send the order?”
Customer #3: “No, I didn’t. You should have known that I needed this book, too. Why didn’t you order it?”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?