Dealing With Callers Is A Twinge Science
Me: “Morning. This is [My Name] from [Medical Clinic]. How can I help?”
Caller: “I was wondering if the pelvis ultrasound is bulk-billed?”
The caller is a man so I assume it is for his partner.
Me: “Okay. Are they pregnant?”
Caller: “No.”
He pauses and then speaks the rest over my answer.
Caller: “It’s looking for a cyst. For her pelvis.”
Me: “Lovely. So yes, it is bulk-billed.”
Silence.
Me: “Did you want to book?”
Caller: “Is it bulk-billed?”
Me: “Yes, it is. Like I said.”
I experience a minor twinge of annoyance, but I wave it off as my own issue and not their fault.
Caller: “Good, good. What do you have available?”
Me: “Earliest is Thursday.”
Today is Saturday.
Caller: “Do you have anything Monday?”
Twinge #2.
Me: “No. Earliest is Thursday.”
Caller: “Tuesday?”
Twinge #3.
Me: “That’s a public holiday.”
Caller: “Okay, okay. What times do you have?”
Me: “Morning, I have 9:00, 9:20, 9:40, 10:00, 10:20, 10:40, 11:00, 12:00, or 12:30. Afternoon, I have 1:30, 2:00, 2:30, 3:00, 3:30, or 4:00.”
Caller: “Can we have 11:30?”
Twinge #4.
Me: “Sorry, I didn’t offer that time. It is unavailable.”
I say this with a small laugh and sympathy.
Caller: “How about 10:30?”
Twinge #5. I excitedly offer:
Me: “10:40?”
Caller: “Yes. Ah. No. Can we have 4:00?”
Me: “Sure! Now, could you tell her please to drink one litre of water between 2:30 and 3:00, and not go to the bathroom?”
Caller: “So, we need to drink some water to come 3:30?”
TWINGE #6! Where did he get 3:30 from?
Me: *Customer service voice* “No. Please drink one litre. Between 2:30 and 3:00. Hold. And we’ll see you at 4:00 for the appointment.”
I breathed deeply when the call ended.
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?