Deadly Walking Into Zombieland

| Related | December 16, 2015

(I just finish playing ‘The Walking Dead’ video game and go to join my son and husband, when this happens:)

Me: “Honey, if I was bitten by a zombie, what would you do?”

Husband: “Let you bite me so that we could be undead together. What about you?”

Me: “Aww, that’s sweet. I’d cut off your jaw and arms and put a leash on you and keep you as my undead pet. Sorry, but I’m not becoming a zombie.”

Husband: “That’s both creepy and cute.” *turns to son* “What would you do if mommy and daddy were bit?”

Five-Year-Old Son: *without hesitation* “Double-tap.”

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