Deadly Seduction
Boyfriend: *via text messaging* “What’s up?”
Me: *also via text* “I am seducing Death.”
Boyfriend: “?”
Me: “Yes.”
Boyfriend: “Explain?”
Me: “I have murdered a lovely elderly couple, one I drowned the other I set on fire, in order to summon The Grim Reaper so that I will be able to seduce him so I can use his powers as my own.”
Boyfriend: “…”
(I was playing “The Sims 3.”)
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