Deadly Odor

| Related | January 15, 2016

(My brother is about to leave for college, and I have been hanging out in his room for the past fifteen minutes.)

Me: “Have you packed your deodorant?”

Brother: “Yep. Can you leave?”

Me: “Nope!”

(This is the moment he picks up the deodorant can and starts shaking it.)

Brother: “I’ll spray you!”

Me: “[Brother]! I’m asthmatic!”

Brother: “…Oh.”

Me: “…Yeah.”

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