Deadly Choices
(My aunt is preparing to make dinner while my brother, mother, and I are watching TV.)
Aunt: *calls from the kitchen* “Hey, [My Name], will you run downstairs and get some turkey burgers out of the deep freezer? Or [Brother], either one?”
Mother: *very promptly* “I don’t think [Brother] is in the freezer.”
Aunt: “Okay, good one. But will you go?”
Me: “Is it my choice which one I get out of the freezer?”
Aunt: “Yes. Your choice. Am I cooking burgers or your brother?”
Brother: “Don’t give them that choice.”
Question of the Week
Tell us about a customer that lied or scammed to get what they wanted.