Dead Certain
(I’m surfing the net while my mom is watching TV. I glance at the TV and see what looks like a low-budget horror movie.)
Me: “What’s this?”
Mom: “I don’t know; it’s a zombie movie.”
Me: “Yeah, I see that. What is it, though?”
Mom: “I don’t know. It’s Rise of the Dead or The Walking Dead.”
Me: “BLASPHEMY! I don’t know what this is, but it’s not The Walking Dead!”
This story is part of our Scary Movies roundup!
Read the next Scary Movies roundup story!
Read the Scary Movies roundup!
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
