Day Of The Tentacle
(I work in a popular discount shoe store, and I am putting stock away when a customer walks in wearing a white tank-top, a thick gold chain, and a fake fur coat.)
Customer: “Hey. Do you guys sell men’s boots?”
Me: “Yup, they’re in the next aisle over.”
Customer: “Oh, okay. Hey, what’s on your necklace?”
Me: “It’s an octopus and a clock face.” *spreads the charms out to show him*
Customer: “Cool! Hey, did you know that when octopuses mate, the male shoves its tentacle p***k into the female’s brain so they literally f*** each other’s brains out?”
Me: “I’ll remember that for trivia night, sir.”
(He then went to go look at boots as if nothing had happened at all.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
