Dat’s Right!

(I’m at the register cashing customers out. A customer and her teenage daughter come up to my register. They’re pretty friendly so I chat with them while I scan their items. A lot of their items have security tags on them.)

Me: *taking off one of the security tags* “I guess I’ll just remove this, then, since you probably don’t want to take it home with you.”

Customer: “Tru dat!”

(The customer’s teenage daughter gives her a withering look.)

Customer: *somewhat disappointed* “I know, I know, I’m not supposed to say things like a cool kid.”