Dating Zapp Brannigan
(My boyfriend and I are kissing for the first time, and a random quote pops into my head. I start laughing too hard to kiss. He leans back far enough to look at me and lift a questioning eyebrow.)
Me: “Kif, I have made it with a woman. Inform the men!”
(He and I stared at each other for a moment before breaking into helpless laughter. It wasn’t long after that that he decided to keep me.)
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
