Dating The T-1000
Girlfriend: “I always come out of things alive. Not always in one piece, but alive.”
Me: “You always mutate back into one piece eventually.”
Girlfriend: “…”
Me: “I adore you.”
Girlfriend: “I always come out of things alive. Not always in one piece, but alive.”
Me: “You always mutate back into one piece eventually.”
Girlfriend: “…”
Me: “I adore you.”
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