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Dating Sheldon Cooper, Part 13

, , , , , | Romantic | June 23, 2015

(I am walking and having a great time with my boyfriend, who is a big nerd. We are walking along a river and I tell a joke about a scientist who wants to impress a girl on the first date.)

Me: “…and she says, ‘Okay, explain this: a cow, a horse, and a deer all eat grass, right? So, why does a cow makes those large wet cakes, a horse poops those horse donuts, and a deer makes those small round droppings?’ The man says, ‘Uh, I do not know.’ And she says, ‘What kind of conversation do you hope for when you don’t know s***?!'”

Boyfriend: *thousand-yard stare, deep in thought* “Well, a cow is a cud-chewing animal, while a horse is not; that is definitely a factor…  And a deer is a wild animal, meaning it must make hard, dry droppings to conserve water, because the wolves always wait near watering places…” *suddenly looks at me and focuses* “Uh, but you wanted me to laugh, right?”

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