Dating Peter Griffin

| Romantic | January 13, 2012

(My boyfriend and I are in a long distance relationship. After spending a long weekend together, we are saying goodbye to each other.)

Me: “I really don’t want to say goodbye.”

Boyfriend: “Goodbye’s not the right word. It sounds too permanent; we’ll see each other again in a couple of weeks.”

Me: “So, what’s the word?”

Boyfriend: *pauses* “BIRD, BIRD, BIRD! BIRD IS THE WORD!”

(He looks at me expectantly whilst I stand there bewildered.)

Boyfriend: “*Um…I mean…‘see you soon’ would’ve sounded nicer.”


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