Dating Amy Farrah-Fowler, Part 3
(My boyfriend walks up behind me and pokes me with a leaf.)
Me: “What are you doing?!”
Boyfriend: “Surprising you.”
Me: “How?”
Boyfriend: “You’d never expect to be poked with a leaf. So it’s a surprise!”
Me: “Unless I was expecting the unexpected, and because it was unexpected, I was expecting it.”
(There is a long pause while he contemplates the paradox.)
Boyfriend: “Only you would say something like that.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?