Dating A Hick

| Related | July 30, 2013

(I am meeting my boyfriend’s father and grandparents for the first time.)

Boyfriend: “Oh dad, this is [my name].”

Me: “Nice to meet you.”

Boyfriend’s Dad: “So is the scarf to hide the hickeys?”

Me: “What? No!”

Boyfriend’s Dad: “Uh huh. Sure.”

(I remove my scarf to prove the lack of hickeys.)

Boyfriend’s Dad: “Son, you’re not doing your job right.”

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