He’s Not Dead But There’s Still A Twister At The End
(I am teaching a class of third-graders about tornadoes. I show a picture I took when I went on a tornado chase in college. One of the students raises her hand.)
Student: “Mr. [Name], when you went tornado chasing, did you die?”
(Most of the class starts laughing.)
Me: “[Student’s Name], come up here.”
(The student walks up and stands in front of me.)
Me: “Now put your hands here.”
(The student puts her hands on my stomach and starts patting my belly.)
Me: “Do I feel like a ghost to you?”
Student: “Umm… no?”
Me: “Didn’t think so. Now go sit back down. Thank you.”