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Someone’s Having A Beef, Part 2

| Working | December 19, 2013

Want To Watch The World Burn

| Working | December 19, 2013


Cancelling Someone’s Christmas

| MA, USA | Related | December 19, 2013

(I am five years old, and my sister is three. We are Jewish.)

Sister: “How do I find a boy to marry?”

Me: “You ask him if he is Hanukkah or Christmas. If he is Hanukkah, then you marry him.”

Her Present Choice Can Rest In Peace

| MO, USA | Related | December 19, 2013

(My older sister texts to ask if Mom has mentioned what she want for Christmas.)

Me: “She does want peace on earth but that’s out of my price range.”

Sister: “Hmm. She’s lucky if we can get peace at home.”

All Decked Out

| Finland | Related | December 19, 2013

(My pre-teen daughter is getting dressed for her dance recital.)

Me: “Don’t forget to put on a bra.”

Daughter: *singing to the tune of ‘Deck the Halls’* “Bra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra!”

Me: “Oh, just don your gay apparel already!”

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