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Driving Home The Sale

| Working | December 21, 2013

Have Yourself A Very Slender Christmas

| VA, USA | Related | December 21, 2013

(My sister and I are watching ‘A Nightmare Before Christmas’ while I’m video-chatting my partner.)

Sister: “It’s Slender Man!”

Me: “What? No!”

Sister: “He fits the legends!”

Me: “Slender Man doesn’t have a face.”

Sister: “Oh.”

Me: *to partner* “My sister just called Jack Skellington, Slender Man.”

Partner: *slowly horrified* “…no.”

Her Head Is Up In The Clouds, Part 2

| UK | Related | December 21, 2013

(It’s Christmas, and the entire family is over for lunch. We’re all talking about random things when the subject of iTunes comes up; specifically, iCloud.)

Mum: “It’s really clever how they do that.”

Me: “Do what?”

Mum: “Attach a satellite to a cloud in the sky…”

Knot Going To Live It Down

| Portland, OR, USA | Romantic | December 21, 2013

Me: “Is it just me, or are books basing their covers on other more popular books? I mean, look at this one—” *points at random book* “—and this one.”

(My boyfriend looks at the books, and particularly at ’50 Shades of Grey,’ which neither of us likes.)

Boyfriend: “He shouldn’t even be using a half Windsor knot. It ought to be a full Windsor knot. It will be more secure and bulkier, which is the whole point.”

Me: “… I love you.”

Boyfriend: “You will forget that I know that. Right?”

Me: “No.”

Love Isn’t The Only Thing In The Air, Part 9

| Lyon, France | Romantic | December 21, 2013

(My girlfriend and I have been living together for several years. We are currently on the sofa watching TV. My girlfriend is lying on me. Her head is on my chest.)

Girlfriend: “I can hear your heart.”

Me: “When you sleep, I can hear your butt.”

Girlfriend: “That’s not a romantic way to say me that I fart in my sleep.”

Me: “You mean there is a romantic way?”

Related:
Love Isn’t The Only Thing In The Air, Part 8
Love Isn’t The Only Thing In The Air, Part 7
Love Isn’t The Only Thing In The Air, Part 6
Love Isn’t The Only Thing In The Air, Part 5
Love Isn’t The Only Thing In The Air, Part 4
Love Isn’t The Only Thing In The Air, Part 3
Love Isn’t The Only Thing In The Air, Part 2
Love Isn’t The Only Thing In The Air

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