Weekly Roundup: 5 Stories of Returnaholics! In this week’s roundup, we take a look at those customers who try and return anything and everything!
- Not Quite Getting What “Return” Means
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- Little Console-ation In This Situation
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- It’s What Grammy Would Have Wanted (1,452 thumbs up)
- Of All The Lies To Tell (6,363 thumbs up)
- Past The Point Of No Return (3,158 thumbs up)
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(I work at a grocery store. I have just finished ringing up a customer who bought a few food items and some plants.)
Me: “Okay. That will be [amount].”
Customer: “Do you think I should get paper or plastic for my plant?”
Me: “Either one will work, ma’am. Which one would you prefer?”
Customer: “You’re just a sourpuss. Aren’t you?”
Me: “I’m sorry. What are you saying?”
Customer: “You’re such a sourpuss. I just asked you a simple question. You’re being so rude to me!”
(The customer grunts and walks over to the customer service desk. I overhear her talking to my manager.)
Customer: “That girl over there is a SOURPUSS! A SOURPUSS, I TELL YOU!”
(The manager comes back and delivers the items to the customer. She walks out the door with a sneer on her face.)
Customer: *screaming as she leaves* “SOURPUSS!”