No Time For Patience And Patients
Me: “[Doctor’s office]. How may I help you?”
Patient: “I need an appointment for tomorrow.”
Me: “How about 10:20?”
Patient: “20 minutes until 11:00?”
Me: “No. 10:20.”
Patient: *condescendingly* “Isn’t 10:20 just 20 minutes until 11:00?”
Me: “No. That would be 10:40.”
Patient: “How many minutes until eleven is 10:20?”
Me: “40.”
Patient: “So my appointment is at 10:40?”
Me: “No. It’s 10:20.”
Patient: “Okay. See you at 10:40.”