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Can I Help You Find Something?

| Working | October 14, 2013

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Dinner Plate Pictures

| Related | October 14, 2013

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Dead Certain

| Robeline, LA, USA | Related | October 14, 2013

(I’m surfing the net while my mom is watching TV. I glance at the TV and see what looks like a low-budget horror movie.)

Me: “What’s this?”

Mom: “I don’t know; it’s a zombie movie.”

Me: “Yeah, I see that. What is it though?”

Mom: “I don’t know. It’s Rise of the Dead or The Walking Dead.”

Me: “BLASPHEMY! I don’t know what this is, but it’s not The Walking Dead!”

The Sea Is Very Fertile

| USA | Related | October 14, 2013

(I am an eight-year-old girl. My family is having dinner.)

Dad: “So, what did you learn about in school today? Anything interesting?”

Me: “Yeah! We learned in science class about sea animals!”

Mom: “Sea animals, you mean like fish and clams?”

Me: “No, like octopus!”

Dad: “And what did you learn about them?”

Me: “That they have these really long arms; the teacher called them a funny name. Tent… test… testicles!”

Mom: *nearly spits out her mouthful*

Me: “What?”

Dad: “I don’t think that’s what you meant, honey.”

A Scents-able Password

| USA | Related | October 14, 2013

Me: “Let me borrow your computer for a bit. I need to check my email.”

Brother: “Fine.”

(I sit down and type in my username and password, with my brother hovering over my shoulder. I type fast, but my brother’s eyes are faster.)

Brother: “Hey! Is your password ‘mybrosmells’?!”

Me: “Eh heh… no?”

(It was.)

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