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He Only Wants The White Meat

, | Manchester, England, UK | At The Checkout, Family & Kids, Food & Drink, Language & Words, Top

(I am working on a till at a popular fast food restaurant, where we serve fried chicken. One of the more popular drinks is a white chocolate milkshake. I have just finished handing out an order when a father and his son come up to the counter.)

Me: “Hi there! Welcome to [name of restaurant]. Can I take your order?”

Father: “Yes. Can I have a white chocolate chicken meal and a fried milkshake?”

Me: *thinking I’ve misheard* “I’m very sorry; what did you say?”

Father: *irritated* “A white chocolate chicken meal, and a fried milkshake!”

(I look at the son, and we both exchange puzzled looks.)

Father: “Look, it’s just a white chocolate chicken meal and a fried milkshake! What’s so hard—”

(The son bursts out laughing; the father looks down confused.)

Father: “What? You did want a white choco—”

Son: “Dad! Think about what you just said!”

Father: “I remember! A white chocolate chi—”

(He suddenly realizes what he has said before, and covers his eyes with his hand.)

Father: “I didn’t just say that, did I?”

Son: “You did!”

Father: “Very sorry about that. A white chocolate MILKSHAKE, and a fried chicken meal, please?”

Trolling Down The Aisles

| Melbourne, VIC, Australia | At The Checkout, Awesome Customers

(I am checking out a regular customer.)

Me: “Hi, how are you today?”

Customer: “I’m okay. I bet you’re miserable.”

Me: “No, I’m pretty good actually, but there’s still time.”

Customer: “Is there anything I can do to help? What’s something customers do that really p***es you off?”

Me: “Hmm. Well, when they run off just before I’ve finished putting through their stuff to get ‘one more thing’.”

Customer: *eyes shopping* “I’ll be back; I’ve got to get some chocolate.”

(The customer runs off, and comes back about a minute later, just as I’ve finished scanning his things.)

Customer: “How was that? Are you annoyed at me now?”

Me: “Sorry, I don’t think it works if I know you’re trolling. It amuses me more than anything.”

Customer: “Dawwww.”

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