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Heavy Handed Rejection

| CA, USA | Romantic | October 17, 2013

(I’m one of four girls in a weight-training PE class. A guy I hardly talk to comes up just as I finish my final set on a particular machine.)

Guy: “Hey [My Name], check this out.”

(He starts using the machine I have just finished. He is grunting as loud as he can.)

Guy: “What do you think about that?”

(Without a word, I make a show in changing the weights back to my own level, which is twice as much as his.)

Me: *mocking his grunting* “This. Is. What. I. Think. About. That.”

(He walks away defeated. My female workout partner comes up behind me.)

Partner: “You know, this is the reason you don’t seem to be popular with many guys at school. However, this is also the reason I like working out with you.”

Hopefully For Him, Her Bark Is Worse Than Her Bite

| MA, USA | Romantic | October 17, 2013

(My boyfriend and I are having a drink at home. He used to be in the army.)

Boyfriend: “Would you like a refill?”

Me: “I was thinking about it. I’ll go get the Coke.”

Boyfriend: “I’ll get the Coke; you stay there.”

Me: “I really don’t mind getting up.”

Boyfriend: “STAY!”

Me: “You can’t give me a command like that! I’m not a soldier.”

Boyfriend: “That’s not the type of command I’d give a soldier. That’s the type of command I’d give a dog.”

Inside I Am Laughing

| AL, USA | Romantic | October 17, 2013

(I am talking with my friend over the phone while doing my assignment. He is in love with me, although I am still confused about my feelings for him. He is also the least romantic person on earth.)

Friend: “Hey, you know you are always inside me.”

Me: “What?”

Friend: “I created a folder on my desktop with my name. Inside that folder I created a folder with your name. So you are always inside me.”

Me: *into all smiles* “You are idiotically romantic sometimes!”

Now All They Need Is The Videotape

| UK | Romantic | October 17, 2013

Girlfriend: “If you lie to me, I will kill you.”

Me: *calling her bluff* “I hate you, and wish we’d never had this relationship.”

(All of a sudden, she starts kissing me all over.)

Me: “What are you doing?”

Girlfriend: “I’M KILLING YOU WITH LOVE!”

Ditches School

| Learning | October 17, 2013

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