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Moving From Cheesy To Corny

| Laramie, WY, USA | Romantic | October 18, 2013

(My boyfriend and I are semi-cuddling in bed talking before we fall asleep. I currently have my hand resting on his stomach, since it’s too warm to actually cuddle. Suddenly my boyfriend’s stomach rumbles to the point where it actually wakes me back up to full alertness.)

Me: “Whoa… what was that?”

Boyfriend: “It had a whole speech prepared… ‘You can take our nachos, but you can never take our cheese! Because it’s NACHO CHEESE!'”

Not The Best Night Rider

| VT, USA | Romantic | October 18, 2013

(My boyfriend and I are both very busy this semester. As a result, we have both slowly become more sleep-deprived as time goes on. While I handle it fairly well, my boyfriend ends up saying some… interesting things.)

Boyfriend: “What if I wanted one of those?” *points at a motorcycle*

Me: “No! Absolutely not!”

Boyfriend: “Why not?”

Me: “Because they’re dangerous!”

Boyfriend: “What if I promise to keep it in a cage?”

Me: “…what?”

Boyfriend: “Yeah, just feed it through the bars or something.”

Me: *amused* “Why are you feeding your motorcycle? Wait, WHAT are you feeding your motorcycle?”

Boyfriend: “Tofu!”

Me: “Why are you feeding your motorcycle tofu?”

Boyfriend: *matter of factly* “Because it sounded better than feeding it kittens.”

The Frisbee Will Fall When The Question Is Asked

| KY, USA | Romantic | October 18, 2013

(I am playing Frisbee with a guy I like on the dorm lawn. I throw the Frisbee to him. He smacks the Frisbee out of the air.)

Me: “NO.”

(I throw the Frisbee again and he keeps smacking it out of the air instead of catching it.)

Me: “NO!”

(This goes on for about five more minutes. All the while, I am trying to figure out what he is doing, even going so far as to knock the Frisbee out of the air and shout ‘no’ as he has been doing.)

Guy: “Do we both agree to stop saying ‘no’ for the night?”

Me: “Yes!”

Guy: “Good. Will you go on a date with me?”

(I said yes!)

Good Spelling

| Learning | October 18, 2013

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Christians Love Halos

| Learning | October 18, 2013

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