The Breast Medicine, Part 4
(I am staying at my boyfriend’s apartment. A few hours after waking up, my boyfriend said he had a headache. We lie on the couch, him resting his head on my chest and we both end up falling asleep. It’s been a few hours. We both wake up.)
Me: “Oh my gosh, babe. What time is it?”
(I look at the clock and see that we have been asleep for roughly three and a half hours.)
Me: “I guess I fell asleep, too. How are you feeling?”
Boyfriend: “My headache is gone.” *he squeezes my left breast* “Bee boop!”
Me: “What was that for?”
Boyfriend: “Your boobs are magic. They fixed my headache!”
Me: “Oh, are they?”
Boyfriend: “Yes! Beep boop beep!” *he squeezes my right breast*
Me: “What in the world are you doing?”
Boyfriend: “I wish your boobs made sound effects. That would be so cool.”
Me: “Honey, maybe you should get some more rest.”
Boyfriend: “Only if I can sleep on your ‘bee boops.'”
Me: “My boobs?”
Boyfriend: “No. They are your ‘bee boops’ now.”
(My boyfriend lays his head back on my chest and falls asleep. Now, whenever he sees me, he always smirks and says “bee boop.” It always makes me laugh!)